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how did people who don't play smash competitively become more elitist than the ones who do

how did they pull that one off

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it fucks me up that there's a real person named Ruby Rose because I just think "BUZZSAAAAW BLAST"

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I think it being 4AM helps but I'm fucking dying at this

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How to know you are REALLY out-of-touch with Smash: You keep trying to airdash like an idiot

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saw someone I follow on birdsite saying "the Sonic movie poster doesn't look bad" and "NRS fighting games have good animation" within ten minutes and suddenly I wonder why I follow them

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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Remember to bring your car inside.

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me: [changes discord channels]

discord: wait! that one you just switched away from has some new messages now

me: ok. let's see them

discord: certainly. they're from you

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I am 25 years old and I am too fucking stupid for this shit

all art is art whether by accident or on purpose and I'm not gonna throw it away for the sole reason that someone thought it might make a lot of money because that's just how our dumb capitalist hellscape works

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I'm just a kid who's four / every day I grow some more / I am now six foot four / I'm Caillou
So many things to do / each day is something new / I am now twelve foot two / I'm Caillou

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predictions for the remainder of KAC: I die, BIGBANG BEAT wins the TyroneSama Award for Unremarkable Experience

wasted potential everywhere

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If Chess is so great why hasn't anyone made like 9000 different versions of "Chess 2" that never gained any lasting traction or influen--

oh

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