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so uh
why was the boost and homing attack the same button in Unleashed anyway

me: haha Kingdom Hearts and Homestuck are similar because they're both really convoluted, just a joke haha ha ha
me, realizing that Sora and John Egbert both have similar character flaws and have them indulged rather than faced by the story in very similar ways: ha, ha, ha, FUCK

every time I see a clip of Real Bout Fatal Fury I know someone is going out of the got damn ring

E.G.G.M.A.N., Dr. Eggman's vocal theme from Sonic Adventure 2: MY NAME IS EGGMAN, DON'T FORGET MY NAME, IF YOU ASK ME AGAIN, I'LL TELL YOU THE SAME
me: yo these bars tho?

note that this isn't anything against the people who actually make shit, y'all keep doing what you're doing

every time a Sonic fan puts together a 3D Sonic engine demo and a bunch of cynical mouth-breathers fall all over themselves to say "BETTER THAN SEGA!!!!!" I grow another grey hair

hey girls
did you know
that um
GO BROLY, GO GO
GO BROLY, GO GO
GO BROLY, GO GO
GO BROLY, GO GO
KAKAROT
KAKAROT
KAKAROT
KAKAROT

"but Days is tedious" every KH game is about hitting things until the game takes a break to make you feel things, this one's just a bit more transparent about it

"aren't you just biased because it was your first KH game and you love Roxas" YES BITCH

I want another Kingdom Hearts game with 358/2 Days's Panel System

that shit was sick and Square-Enix are cowards for only rereleasing Days as a cutscene movie

@keeg It means we'll get a plot essential gacha game.

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