also hi i haven't used HELLSITE™️ in like a solid month and a bit but I play Samurai Shodown now also my Dance Rush career is dead unless my local cabinet gets fixed

just attempted to play tekken 7 for the first time in months and being painfully reminded of why i don't play tekken 7

(it feels like shit to play in case you were wondering)

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i've used adblockers 24/7 for as long as they've existed.

so when on someone's laptop yesterday i clicked around whatever default microsoft news website Edge loads and was stupefied by how intrusive the ads were. it's both hard to believe and depressing that this is the normal web experience for most people

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The Boy and the Dragon Gay is great, but my favorite book from the gubal library is the one where the amdapori council starts to pick a new cure/cura/curaga sequence name and immediately decides "fuck this shit" in a landslide and switches over to cure I/II/III notation

fuck i still need to make my super climax heroes cmv, that game never got the farewell it deserves
that is, a farewell that shows off how fucking stupid it is

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Hey fellow antifascists, let's send all enemies of the Party to the gulag
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Nintendo announces that they’re delaying Animal Crossing New Horizons to ensure the game won’t be shit without making their developers kill themselves by crunching and then their market share drops by ONE MILLION DOLLARS
amazing. fuck capitalism
nintendolife.com/news/2019/06/

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link, as zelda gets out from hyrule castle: oh hey zelda! you're back early.

zelda: castle's haunted

link: w-what?

zelda, loading a pistol and walking back to the front gate: castle's haunted

also side note: Time Crisis 2 is still fucking awesome
I should probably grab Time Crisis 3 as well

what I wouldn't give to shove the Guncon2 internals into this thing

Like I said earlier, the Guncon2 has much better internals so it's able to be more accurate, since it's capable of two-point calibration
but man. the G-con45 just feels so much nicer to use. Its design is basically a near one-to-one match of the way Namco arcade guns were designed at the time (think Time Crisis 2 and Point Blank), it's much more comfortable to hold two-handed, it's way heftier (in the good way) and the trigger is fucking sublime compared to the Guncon2's trigger

Seriously look at the difference between these two
(left: guncon2, right: g-con45)

Technologically the guncon2 is better than the g-con45 since it’s capable of more accurate calibration but the g-con45 has a much nicer build and trigger imo

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