I like putting parsley on my steak because it smells like fish food

Back at her apartment, Samus plopped down on the couch and pulled out an acoustic guitar.

"Do you play at all?" she said, fiddling with the strings. "I'm just a hobbyist, but I do sometimes hang with a Beatles tribute band."

"Tribute?!" said Richter, "You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"

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im an asshole who is learning how to code and is currently playing world of warcraft, etterna and monhun. talk to me about gay girls.

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I'm a netplay enabled Eltnum and I will only get stronger.

*6b cs 6b offs to the distance*

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