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I seriously cannot count the amount of times I limped into class and passed out the minute I sat down
maybe this is why my sleep schedule is so bad. hm.

I've somehow lost this mystical ability from school where I could fall asleep Anytime, Anywhere, and nap in over 700 different positions etc
now I've just evolved to this horrific 28 hour sleep schedule

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a late-night cytube session has brought something extremely important to my attention

i give you: TAZER BALL youtube.com/watch?v=MxBcXDJS5G

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me: [changes discord channels]

discord: wait! that one you just switched away from has some new messages now

me: ok. let's see them

discord: certainly. they're from you

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hey windows users, can you do THIS?
*starts typing on laptop with one hand while walking and accidentally slams into a pole and crumples to the ground crying in the foetal position*

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baking the fruit of my labor into a delicious pie

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Comparing apples to oranges? WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMPARING APPLES TO ORANGES? Who said you can't compare fruit? So an apple is not an orange, what a brilliant observation! Thank you for reminding me.

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LIGHT PUNCH. MEDIUM PUNCH. LIGHT KICK. HEAVY PUNCH.

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hello popular vote has decided that this is the worst McMansion in the entire state of Texas.

1 boost = 1 wealth expropriated from the extractionist texas bourgeoisie

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