performing a triple lutz using socks on wood flooring

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where do i get the upper body strength to travel everywhere handstand style like downwell from downwell

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gonna throw a rock directly above me
I'll let you all know how it goes

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reading uber driver reviews has very quickly become my favourite thing to do while waiting for my uber

nothing will give me same sense of overpowering energy than walking into mcdonalds without shoes on and seeing the manager at the register

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went swimming at a Natural Lake the other day, can't wait to catch cholera and dysentery at the same time

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Please boost this around.
I am looking for people associated with the Portuguese Mahjong Union (União Portuguesa de Mahjong).
Their FB page hasn't had any activity for over 2 years, and their website was bought by an onlline clothing store.
Any help will be greatly appreciated.

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Security tip: Your phone's fingerprint reader will also recognize your toeprint, so make sure to register it in case you lose both your hands.

nothing quite like blearily waking up to a phone call from the bank

my mouse is finally Blowing Up, any good suggestions for a replacement?

completely true, by the way; it didn't hurt at all at the time (the only reason i noticed was because i looked at the bottle after i was done and realized it) but i largely attribute it to why im wearing glasses now
this was when i was like 10

one time i mistook a dropper bottle of cd cleaner as eyedrops and used it as such and never recovered from that

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