So i've been practicing kara DPs today.

Part of the skin on my thumb got ripped from the friction on the stick.

Fuck.

Here to remind y’all that WA2000 is the greatest thing to ever happen to humanity

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We were monster hunting a bit and during banter a friend casually blew my mind:

"We call private messages 'DMs' now because they're no longer private"

Woke up at 7am with no alarm or will to live. Nice :D?

Reminder that your favorite artist isn’t t+ pazolite and is therefore trash.

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sure love being awake until 6 AM for no clear reason

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Watching Reddit try to do tech support makes me want to crawl into my fireplace while it's burning.

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For some reason the thought of crossdressing popped into my head and now I literally can't think of anything else. HALP

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CREDIT INTO THE SLOT. IT'S GHOSTS (VINCENT DE MOOR REMIX) AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START HITTING THE ARROWS ALONG WITH THE BEGINNER HELPER. I HIT EVERY ARROW AND I HIT EVERY ARROW HARD. MAKIN WOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME JUMPS OR EVEN WHEN I SHITMISS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY QUAD SONGS ON HEAVY WITH NO BAR. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE

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Holy crap. Malware hidden in a strand of DNA hijacks the computer that analyzes that particular gene sequence.

We're going to live in a very weird world man.

wired.com/story/malware-dna-ha

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national anthem
- old as shit
- written by a racist
- overplayed
- not catchy at all

打打打打打打打打打打
- brand new
- bemani staple
- loved by everyone
- KOKORO NI
- KARADA NI
- KIZAMU KIMI NO BEAT

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