if you don't let people bring water into your hotel in near-100-degree weather you deserve to literally eat shit

I have convinced @makyurial@twitter.com that Dino Run is a fighting game

other thoughts from today’s Tekken: I FINALLY AVOIDED FLAMINGO UNBLOCKABLE HOLY FUCK

what weaknesses would a player have if they couldn’t KBD?
(I can think of one and that’s an inability to safely create space for whiff punishing)

why did youtube recommend me gyaku ryona or however its spelled. fuck off youtube

I saw someone draw Hwoarang with sideburns and that’s the most galaxy brain shit. I love it

i need to get good at tekken so I can be the first trans guy to win a tekken major >:v

going over brackets and I’m starting to wish I was at EVO fuck

it took me months to even win ONE game against this guy, and that was last time I played him. a month or two ago

well GUESS WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME.

afterwards I told her I wasn’t going to just walk into her kicks.

there’s definitely some comparison I could make to Tekken here

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